And now, here's Wonderwall.
わたしわグレ―スです。

rumour:

HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM YOU JUST WANT TO LIKE BE WITH THEM AND BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THEM AND KISS THEM AND HOLD HANDS WITH THEM LIKE YOU DONT EVEN THINK OF THEM SEXUALLY

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denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!

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So um
I’m not single anymore?!?!?
THIS IS SO EXCITING
I CAN DO THINGS
WITH MY PARTNER
MWAHAHAHAHA

#abuse

qwoshins:

qwoshins:

Hey guys my emotionally abusive mom is about to pull me out of school and kick me out of the house, so I might need a place to temporarily crash this summer, just until I can get a job and save up a little money.  If you live in the DC/Maryland area, or just somewhere along the east coast, could you maybe message me?   

Also, if you don’t could you please reblog this so it gets around?

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trianglesolo said: f, m, k: one of those insects that looks vaguely threatening even though you have no idea what it is or where it came from, a mac computer from the early 2000's, and a medium-sized ice cube.

trianglesolo:

puncromancer:

I’d give that insect the fuck of it’s life. 

First to set the mood I’d unhinge my mandible and seduce it by showcasing how I can inject venom into my prey. As we gorge ourselves on the poor beasts innards we’d passionately make love to each other with blood dripping over our naked flesh. Then we’d immediately start round two by taking it to the sky. We’d both extend our wings and have dirty interspecies sex in the clouds for all to see and bare witness to.

What were we talking about again? I kinda lost my train of thought.

and you said i’m mad fucked up

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

image

BE…

OUR…

GUEST

(via turntechgodkid)

Reblog this for a terrible pick up line in your inbox

(Source: kiedisfreak, via deerboywonder)

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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